Gone for Good...
George, Frank and Carl have gone fishing every weekend for nearly 30 years. One Sunday, the guys are fishing from
their boat in a lake close to town when a slow moving funeral procession drives by. Well, Frank lays down his fishing pole,
quietly stands up in the boat and takes off his hat placing it over his heart. Being rather large in size, the processional
takes several minutes to completely pass by. Once out of sight, Frank quietly sits down, puts his hat on and casts out
without saying a word. Needless to say his buddies are curious about his actions and after a few minutes of awkward
silence one of them finally speaks up and says to Frank, "that sure was a respectful thing you did there when they
went by". To that Frank replied, "It seems like the least I could do seeing as how I've been married to that woman
for over forty years!"
- Annonymous
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